Monthly Archives: April 2017

‘Same name, new body parts’: Marvel’s Thor to become a woman

http://twitter.com/#!/toddstarnes/status/489123106469203968

Marvel Comics has announced that Norse God Thor (in the comics at least, if not the movies) is now a woman.

“The inscription on Thor’s hammer reads ‘Whosoever holds this hammer, if HE be worthy, shall possess the power of Thor.’ Well it’s time to update that inscription,” said Marvel editor Wil Moss in a statement. “The new Thor continues Marvel’s proud tradition of strong female characters like Captain Marvel, Storm, Black Widow and more. And this new Thor isn’t a temporary female substitute – she’s now the one and only Thor, and she is worthy!”

http://twitter.com/#!/mashable/status/489079216919826433
http://twitter.com/#!/NordlingAICN/status/489090202858573825

Reaction on Twitter was about a snarky as expected.

http://twitter.com/#!/Matthops82/status/489086399534993408
http://twitter.com/#!/REALStaceyDash/status/489118716978667520

I'm OK with making Thor a woman, as long as Mjolnir becomes a rolling pin.
#justkiddinggirls
#donthitme— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) July 15, 2014

http://twitter.com/#!/BrianLynch/status/489172275552215040
http://twitter.com/#!/ElizaBayne/status/489147608154128384
http://twitter.com/#!/Wojciehowicz/status/489155457500872704
http://twitter.com/#!/jtLOL/status/489202934773600256

Let’s check in with “Avengers” director Joss Whedon.

http://twitter.com/#!/josswhedon/status/489115238269476864

 

 

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/07/15/same-name-new-body-parts-marvels-thor-to-become-a-woman/

‘Radicalism’: President Obama suggests Catholic schools are divisive

http://twitter.com/#!/DavidLimbaugh/status/347429938590257153

That’s exactly what happened, as evidenced by this quote from President Obama at the G8 summit in Northern Ireland:

“If towns remain divided—if Catholics have their schools and buildings and Protestants have theirs, if we can’t see ourselves in one another and fear or resentment are allowed to harden—that too encourages division and discourages cooperation,” Obama said.

President Obama: Bringing the world together by singling out certain groups for unwarranted ridicule and derision since 2009!

http://twitter.com/#!/MV_Granny/status/347471220343705600

This Twitter user couldn’t contain her disgust:

http://twitter.com/#!/chelseagrunwald/status/347429535047905280
http://twitter.com/#!/chelseagrunwald/status/347436151751192576
http://twitter.com/#!/chelseagrunwald/status/347440276429737984
http://twitter.com/#!/chelseagrunwald/status/347447618273681408
http://twitter.com/#!/chelseagrunwald/status/347447864265420802

Many others also voiced their outrage at the president’s remarks:

http://twitter.com/#!/anthropocon/status/347450682737053696
http://twitter.com/#!/mchastain81/status/347436120759472128

IowaHawk handled it with his usual spot-on sense of humor and aplomb:

http://twitter.com/#!/iowahawkblog/status/347472563745742848

Related:

Lapdog media blackout: Catholic organizations file lawsuits against Obamacare mandates, ignored by press

Obama’s anti-Catholicism goes way back

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/06/19/evidence-of-the-depth-and-breadth-of-obamas-radicalism-president-suggests-catholic-schools-are-divisive/

What The Hell Is Inside That Assorted Box Of Chocolates?

What is this filling? Nightmares?

Joanna Borns / BuzzFeed

This particular box of chocolates (Russell Stover) doesn’t come with any kind of chart or guidance as to what possible pleasures or horrors lay within each chocolate encasing. You have to go in BLIND. With your MOUTH. And the stakes are high when one of them contains some sort of pink nougat.

2. Worst-case scenario

BuzzFeed

Let’s get the worst one out of the way first. This is your nightmare scenario. This is your chocolate land mine. This is the one chocolate in the box that makes you question everything you’ve ever done. Is this cherry or raspberry? No one knows. Are those nuts? God, let’s hope so, but we can’t be sure. The pink terror is to be avoided at all costs. If that means throwing the entire box of chocolates out the window, do it. And don’t look back.

3. The really hard one

BuzzFeed

This one is a challenge, tooth-wise. Definitely for people who are into really biting down hard on things. Butterfinger-esque, possibly designed by a candy witch.

4. Beige fantasy

BuzzFeed

This filling captures every bad dream you’ve ever had and compresses them down into one beige candy goo. Either that or it’s some kind of maple-flavored mush.

5. Polarizing white goop

BuzzFeed

All the round candies were filled with various white goops. To the trained eye, this is obviously coconut. To the untrained eye, this is translucent gloopy gloop and/or the doorway to a world of suffering.

6. Almost chocolate…

BuzzFeed

This looks like chocolate and you REALLY want it to be chocolate. So badly. And maybe it is, but maybe isn’t. And that’s the problem. Even after you’ve eaten, you’re not sure what it was.

7. Creamy nut confusion

BuzzFeed

This filling was created when a princess was locked in a dungeon and was supposed to be rescued by her true love. But true love never came and she cried and cried and cried and those tears were turned into a candy.

8. 🙁

BuzzFeed

This filling is a sugary, congealed mix of children’s wishes that never came true.

9. Caramel-esque

BuzzFeed

This one seems like caramel, but is maybe a little different somehow? Also possibly cursed by a candy witch.

10. Pretty sure it’s caramel this time

BuzzFeed

This caramel is a good palate cleanser for if you’ve accidentally bitten into one of the many nightmares hiding in this box. Go for the square.

11. Sticky disaster

BuzzFeed

Marshmallow mixed with pure fear.

12. Squishy white paradise

BuzzFeed

This filling is possibly a mixture of cream and the tortured screams of hell demons perishing beneath the earth.

Read more: http://www.buzzfeed.com/joannaborns/box-chocolates-key

Four years later, IRS approves tax-exempt applications of conservative groups

http://twitter.com/#!/RepJeffDuncan/status/522855244007759872

Even if we didn’t have proof that Lois Lerner and the IRS had deliberately targeted conservative non-profit groups whose names included words like “Tea Party” and “patriots,” this could just been seen as another example of big government inefficiency and incompetence. Thing is, we know that conservative groups’ applications were held up through several election cycles to keep them from influencing the vote.

American Center for Law and Justice attorney Miles Terry writes today that two more conservative groups have had their tax-exempt applications approved — after a more than four-year delay.

Terry writes:

Laurens County Tea Party and Allen Area Patriots both applied for tax-exemption in July of 2010. It took the IRS more than four years to review their applications and approve these groups.

Of our 41 clients, 28 have now been approved, and seven groups are still awaiting approval. One of these seven groups, Albuquerque Tea Party is less than two months away from “celebrating” five years since they originally applied for tax-exemption. To date, they have still not been approved.

C’mon, IRS. Get it together.

The fact that it took the Administration FOUR YEARS to approve this group's tax status is shameful. http://t.co/RKlQEG5Yeq

— Rep. Jeff Duncan (@RepJeffDuncan) October 16, 2014

@RepJeffDuncan More like criminal.

— Rocky Mountain Red (@RockyMtRed) October 16, 2014

@RepJeffDuncan Abolish the IRS. #FairTax

— Ozetty (@Ozetty) October 16, 2014

 

 

 

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/10/16/more-than-four-years-later-irs-finally-approves-tax-exempt-applications-of-two-conservative-groups/

JWoww’s Style Evolution In 29 Photos

Happy birthday, girl!

On this day in history, Jennifer Lynn Farley, known to everyone else as JWoww, came into the world

And with her came a fashion sense all her own. So in honor of JWoww here’s 29 looks to celebrate her 29th birthday.

1. February 2010

Jeff Gentner / Getty Images

She came for fashion, she came for fun, she came to party.

2. February 2010

Ethan Miller / Getty Images

Hot mob wife at a casino event.

3. June 2010

Jason Merritt / Getty Images

This dress is Britney Spears in her prime.

4. July 2010

Ethan Miller / Getty Images

Straight from her Filthy Couture clothing line, which is an accurate name for it.

5. July 2010

Jason Merritt / Getty Images

Bringing class to an event that everyone else wore flip flops to.

6. September 2010

David Livingston / Getty Images

Mysterious and seductive.

7. January 2011

John W. Ferguson / Getty Images

Came to the company party and stole your man.

8. February 2011

Charles Eshelman / Getty Images

Running errands and grabbing lunch with my girls later.

9. February 2011

Frederick M. Brown / Getty Images

Giving us hot author vibes.

10. August 2011

Ethan Miller / Getty Images

Not sure about that belt.

11. August 2011

Jason Merritt / Getty Images

Watch the queen sparkle!

12. November 2011

Dave Benett / Getty Images

Bad girl at the prom even though she got expelled.

13. April 2012

Michael Buckner / Getty Images

Who’s really the star at this premiere?

14. May 2012

Jason Kempin / Getty Images

Not sure about the accessories but the dress looks good.

15. June 2012

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Hot mom at the PTA meeting.

16. July 2012

Jason Merritt / Getty Images

Is this the same JWoww?

17. October 2012

Jamie Mccarthy / Getty Images

Modern day Peg Bundy.

18. October 2012

Dimitrios Kambouris / Getty Images

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills vibes.

19. December 2012

Frazer Harrison / Getty Images

Bringing the X factor.

20. January 2013

Kevin Winter / Getty Images

Not here for the wash on those jeans.

21. March 2013

Jamie Mccarthy / Getty Images

Miss Las Vegas pageant queen vibes.

22. April 2013

Alberto E. Rodriguez / Getty Images

Got an invite to the Oscars but came here instead.

23. April 2013

Alberto E. Rodriguez / Getty Images

Got invited to the Golden Globes but came here instead.

24. April 2013

Dave Kotinsky / Getty Images

Jessica McClintock adult prom vibes.

25. July 2013

Cindy Ord / Getty Images

Almost perfect, almost.

26. August 2013

Larry Busacca / Getty Images

The MTV version of old Hollywood glam.

27. December 2013

Bryan Bedder / Getty Images

Leaving the Jersey Shore to be a Jersey housewife.

28. April 2014

Rich Polk / Getty Images

Soon-to-be hot mom glow.

29. January 2015

Cathy Gibson / Cathy Gibson / Splash News

At Universal Studios about to snatch your wig.

Read more: http://www.buzzfeed.com/sydneyscott/happy-birthday-jwoww

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These Lighthouses Aren’t Just Beautiful, They’re Strong, Too.

A lighthouse may look out of place when the sky is blue and the only thing crashing down on the shore are the sun’s rays. But when there’s a storm coming in, a lighthouse seems right at home, battling it out against the wind, water, and gray. Without their beams of light, many would be lost forever. Without their strong bases, lighthouses would get swept into oblivion.

From bottom to the top, a lighthouse is an incredible tower that amazed more than lost sailors for years. Take a look at what these beacons of light are often up against.

St. Joseph North Pier Lighthouse, Michigan, U.S.

San Esteban De Pravia, Spain

Porto, Portugal

Andros Island, Greece

Bretagne, France

Ostend, Belgium

Iceland

Klein, Curacao

Ireland

Cantabria, Spain

East Sussex, England

Victoria Beach Lighthouse, Laguna Beach, California, U.S.

Lysekil, Sweden

Schleswig-Holstein, Germany

Brest, France

(H/T EarthPorm)

What impressive structures these are! You don’t have to be a mariner to be thankful that these beautiful lighthouses are around. Now I want to brave this storm we’re having and see how my local lighthouse is holding up.

Read more: http://viralnova.com/strong-tall-lighthouses/

‘Pour it on!’: NY Post celebrates Nanny Bloomberg’s supersized failure [pics]

http://twitter.com/#!/paulvieira/status/311458614999150593

God bless America.

The New York Post nails it this morning with a celebration of the time-out handed to Mayor Bloomberg by a New York judge.

https://twitter.com/slangwise/status/311460915591651328

Wait, no Nanny Mike Poppins? Is the Post slacking?

Nah, there it is:

http://twitter.com/A_Grossman/statuses/311445577357475840

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/03/12/pour-it-on-new-york-post-celebrates-nanny-bloombergs-supersized-failure-photos/

Cole Hamels could be worth $150M-$175M as a free agent

http://twitter.com/#!/CBSSports/status/177480134582992896

If the Phillies enjoy having Cole Hamels pitching for them instead of against them, they might want to lock him up to a new long term deal immediately. According to a survey by CBSSports, Hamels might be worth as much as $127 million in free agency.

A quick survey of three agents, none with ties to Hamels, revealed that they believe Hamels would garner between $150 million and $175 million as a free agent.

Here are the guesses of the three agents (of course, keep in mind these are not management guesses):

–$168 million, seven years

–$150 million to $175 million

–$150 million to $160 million

At just 28-years-old, these numbers shouldn’t surprise anyone. We wouldn’t be surprised to see him land a contract worth even more than these anonymous agents predict. MLB teams can never have too many pitchers.

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/03/07/cole-hamels-could-be-worth-150m-175m-as-a-free-agent/