Monthly Archives: February 2018

D’OH! James Woods picks the PERFECT 4-letter word hashtag to sum up Chelsea Clinton

You know the sound played when an adult, usually a teacher,speaks in a Charlie Brown cartoon? “Wah wah, wah wah wah wah wah.” That’s what we hear every time Chelsea Clinton speaks.

Like this nonsense about ‘rising up’?

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The Bootleg Ripoffs These People Found Are So Bad That It’s Hilarious

Believe it or not, countless companies around the world produce bootleg products. More often than not, you can find these awful bootlegs in foreign countries…but you can also stumble across them in random discount stores across America. People can be tricked into buying the bootleg versions of items, but sometimes consumers just buy them as a gag.

Here are some of the strangest bootleg items that we’ve come across, courtesy of Bootleg Stuff on Twitter. So close, yet so far.

Spongebob has a very strange new look.

I wonder if they are just as delicious as the original.

Woof. This is waayyyyy off.

A cartoon, nightmarish Cerebrus.

Is this how Minions are made?

Oh, those Plucky Ninjas.

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Wow, Lego Bionicle figures confused with the band Nirvana. A new low.

Of course his name is Spoony.

Ah, that classic Baet Simpson catchphrase.

This new-look Genie is haunting.

These figurines don’t even look secure in that packaging.

Learn The Force from “Wise Puppet.”

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None of these guys are Avengers.

Super Mario has taken up a new mantle!

No, they aren’t angry. They are just ill-tempered.

What a deal!

Pooh…you look…different.

I don’t remember Drive being this action-packed.

It’s not gender specific anymore!

Transmachine. Seems like a new civil rights movement just waiting to happen.

(via Twitter / Bootleg Stuff)

Anyone looking to buy some of these items is out of their mind or absolutely hilarious. I’m sure they don’t cost as much as the originals, so you’ll be spending your money wisely.

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These Mailboxes In Japan Are A Little Odd, But They’re Definitely Adorable

Listen. After seeing what’s going on with Japan’s postal service, I’m going to need the USPS to step its game way up.

Although old mailboxes in Japan look kind of like the guy above sans googly eyes, the people charged with designing post boxes in contemporary Japan take their jobs seriously.

And by seriously, I mean not seriously at all. If you walk the streets of Tokyo long enough, you’re bound to run into something that looks more like a giant children’s toy than a mailbox, and it’s bound to be the best experience of your miserable life.

They might look a little odd at first, but when you take a second to sit with the cuteness of Japan’s postal scene, you’ll realize just how much ours is lacking.

I will give the person who brings me that duck one approximately six nickels, which is just about all I have to spare.

I don’t know about you, but the next time I see a boring blue box on the sidewalk, I’m going to weep. Nah, I’m just kidding. (No I’m not.) But seriously, Japan. Stay cute!

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30 Of The Most Awesome, Hilarious, And Absolutely Horrible Pumpkin Carvings

After visiting the pumpkin patch with your family, there’s only one real way to put that freshly picked winter squash to good use: pumpkin carving.

Halloween is the perfect time for artists to let their creativity flags fly. When they’re not creating incredible costumes, they’re putting their carving skills to the test by making some pretty epic jack-o’-lanterns. These men and women create things out of their gourds that I could only dream of.

On the other end of the spectrum, though, are the artistically challenged. Admittedly, I belong in this group. While these guys give it their all to create some kick-ass carved pumpkins, in most cases these creators probably shouldn’t be trusted with a knife.

So to celebrate this Halloween’s pumpkin carving highs and lows, here are 30 of the best and worst pumpkin carving projects on the internet.

1. So that’s what happens when your face starts drooping because of old age.

2. If this were a competition, you’d definitely get a participation trophy.

3. Twenty points for Ravenclaw!

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4. When your haunted house turns out looking more like an owl with a Christmas tree.

5. This pumpkin comes with a bit of country twang.

6. No amount of duct tape could fix this pumpkin travesty.

7. Painting your pumpkin isn’t going to cover up the fact that it’s an epic fail.

8. If it ain’t baroque, don’t fix it.

9. Hopefully E.T. is making collect calls.

10. I wonder what it was supposed to be.

11. Ziggy Stardust returned to earth in the form of this epic jack-o’-lantern.

12. She realized her carving skills weren’t up to par, so she just stopped mid cut.

13. Why waste the innards when you can use them to decorate your pumpkin.

14. Me after a night of heavy drinking.

15. He was on the right track until he forgot to give this cat eyes.

16. Not sure what’s worse — the carving job or the makeup.

17. Don’t do drugs kids.

18. This castle certainly isn’t fit for a princess.

19. They really captured his complexion to a T.

20. I could only dream of being this talented.

21. You had one job and you failed miserably.

22. I can only imagine how scary this thing looks with the lights off.

23. If at first you don’t succeed, you should probably just stop trying.

24. This jack-o’-lantern talks a bit too much.

25. Eye-opening.

26. What’s that hissing sound?

27. This pumpkin’s got his eyes on you.

28. The detail here is marvelous.

29. This carver wasn’t messing around when it came to his Gremlins-inspired design.

30. While this isn’t technically a jack-o-lantern, this dad earns some creativity points in my book.

I’d share my own jack-o’-lanterns from this year, but you’d probably all just laugh at me.

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NATO bill just got 10% higher? Watch Ivanka Trump get booed at #W20Germany summit

Ivanka Trump, at the invitation of German leader Angela Merkel, is participating on a panel this morning at the W20 summit in Berlin titled, “Inspiring women: Scaling up women’s entrepreneurship.”

It didn’t get off to a good start:

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Wow: DOJ-targeted James Rosen posts eerily relevant tweet!/JamesRosenFNC/status/336500702186700801

You can say that again! As Twitchy reported this morning, it appears that Fox News’ James Rosen was targeted and spied on by Obama’s Department of Justice. In an eerily relevant twist, his book on Watergate was published five years ago today.

Rosen isn’t running scared: He is reporting on the Benghazi scandal this afternoon.!/JamesRosenFNC/status/336501095620804608

Twitter users rally around Rosen and note the irony.!/SalenaZitoTrib/status/336505016988868608!/JennaLanea/status/336501024980336641!/mcduff664/status/336502311033638912!/ByronYork/status/336503497602244608

Indeed. Relevant and recommended.!/jmartpolitico/status/336476390541107203



#StandWithRosen: ‘Enough is enough’; Citizens rally around DOJ-targeted James Rosen

Bombshell: Not just Rosen; A livid Megyn Kelly reports more at Fox News targeted by DOJ; Update: Fox statement; Update: Video

Greenwald blasts Obama admin thug tactics against FNC’s Rosen; Slams Obama cheering progs

Chilling report: Obama’s DOJ spied on Fox News’ James Rosen; Criminalizes reporting; Update: Fox issues statement

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