AP announces Fergie’s pregnancy with tweet about ‘her lovely lady lump’

http://twitter.com/#!/AP/status/303623707920834560

The AP was formed in 1846 as a non-profit news cooperative MT @ap: Her hump, her hump, her lovely lady lump: Fergie is pregnant w/ 1st child

— Kyle Ryan (@Kyle_Ryan) February 18, 2013

The Associated Press has been trying to keep up with the rest of the mainstream media in their race to the bottom, and the venerated AP managed a quick sprint forward today with its tweet announcing the impending motherhood of Black Eyed Peas singer Fergie. Fergie sang the Black Eyed Peas hit “My Humps,” get it? But “lady lump”?

Yeah, we’re doomed. RT @ap: Her hump, her hump, her lovely lady lump: Fergie is pregnant with her first child: apne.ws/134KNMR -CC

— Nathan Wurtzel (@NathanWurtzel) February 18, 2013

@ckanal @ap Should have gone with “lady bump”!

— Nicole Hensley (@blushresponse) February 18, 2013

@lizroscher @ap My boss: Why isn’t it ‘Her bump, her bump, her lovely baby bump’?

— Timothy Malcolm (@TimothyMalcolm) February 18, 2013

@ijoshmabry If anything, it should be “her lovely lady bump.” cc @ap

— Abby(@abbylanum) February 18, 2013

@ben_duronio Seems like changing it to “baby bump” was too easy/not creepy enough for the @ap

— Nick K (@AppStateNick) February 18, 2013

Now see, if BuzzFeed had tweeted that it would have been cool, right? The AP never gets to have any fun.

What idiot @ the AP wrote/approved this tweet? Wowzer @ap: Her hump, her hump, her lovely lady lump: Fergie is pregnant with her first child

— Michael Bryant (@asherspappy) February 18, 2013

I’m stabbing myself. RT @ap: Her hump, her hump, her lovely lady lump: Fergie is pregnant with her first child: apne.ws/134KNMR -CC

— Adam Gerik (@ofadam) February 18, 2013

GO HOME AP YOU #DRUNJ RT @ap: Her hump, her hump, her lovely lady lump: Fergie is pregnant with her first child: apne.ws/134KNMR -CC

— Caitlin Kelly (@atotalmonet) February 18, 2013

You’re the Associated Press for God’s sake! RT @ap Her hump, her hump, her lovely lady lump: Fergie is pregnant with her first child.

— Andy Thomason (@arthomason) February 18, 2013

Are you drunk? RT @ap: Her hump, her hump, her lovely lady lump: Fergie is pregnant with her first child: apne.ws/134KNMR -CC

— Kimberlee Kruesi (@kkruesi) February 18, 2013

Journalistic excellence right here: @ap “NEW YORK (AP) – Her hump, her hump, her lovely lady lump: Fergie is pregnant with her first child.”

— Tiffany Sawyer (@TiffSaw) February 18, 2013

The kids are def running the @ap shop today.(AP) — Her hump, her hump, her lovely lady lump: Fergie is pregnant with her first child.

— Shayna Hayes (@MsShaynaT) February 18, 2013

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