Category Archives: Sports & Recreation

MST3K wisacre Mike Nelson reveals secret to conquering America

http://twitter.com/#!/JonathanHartwel/status/528986326855868416

Mike Nelson from Rifftrax and Mystery Science Theater 3000 has stumbled upon what could be America’s greatest weakness.

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Heh.

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‘Choom Gang, assemble!’ ISIS footage inspires MST3K’s Mike Nelson’s call to action

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/11/02/mst3k-wisacre-mike-nelson-reveals-secret-to-conquering-america/

Colombian female cyclists unveil ‘worst uniform fail in sports history’

http://twitter.com/#!/SexiestLyingWit/status/511329609850552320

The Colombian women’s cycling team unveiled its new uniforms over the weekend, and a curiously placed flesh-colored strip had plenty of people doing a double-take.

What da!? –> Colombian women's cycling team's uniforms make it look like their lady bits are in plain sight!! http://t.co/BESISUSttL

— Perez Hilton (@PerezHilton) September 15, 2014

NO. RT @marieclaire: THESE are the uniform's the Colombian women's cycling team has to wear. http://t.co/2c9r6Ojq81 pic.twitter.com/toxOQS0Mkj

— Stephanie Buck (@StephMBuck) September 15, 2014

This is an actual real thing. The Columbian Women's Cycling team uniform. http://t.co/gk8xV5BGz1 pic.twitter.com/2cnKA2G72H

— Heidi MacDonald (@Comixace) September 15, 2014

The Colombian Women's Cycling uniform is bad. So, so bad. – http://t.co/RFNpZY2p8a

— Jose Javier Garde (@jose_garde) September 15, 2014

"Cycling uniforms should feel like a second skin, not look like it." Well, these cycling uniforms are awkward. http://t.co/BmQ4pfHtoH

— MontserratBiedermann (@montserratlj) September 15, 2014

A joke? A statement? Whatever it is the Colombian Women's Cycling uniform is bad. – http://t.co/Zz6nlMVm4J

— Tim Fuell (@timfuell) September 15, 2014

Dear Colombian womens cycling team uniform designer. You. Had. ONE. Job. pic.twitter.com/AUBBViflXw

— Debbie Schipp (@debbieschipp) September 15, 2014

Colombia's women's cycling jerseys are unintentionally vagina-like http://t.co/ml6vgv0XqV via @sbnation AVOID This Uniform maker.

— jerry seltzer (@jeryseltzer) September 15, 2014

New female Colombian cycling uniform, although i could swear it's *ahem* the Brazilian one. pic.twitter.com/a9LKbRXaz6

— To Whom Concerned: (@CormacCor) September 14, 2014

Columbian women's cycling team uniform. What the… I don't even… WTF? http://t.co/vOA4xKgBl2 #unintentionallyNSFW

— mlschreiber (@mlschreiber) September 15, 2014

Well that Columbian cycling uniform is certainly unfortunate.

— Rebecca (@preciousthings) September 15, 2014

Is this a prank? Nope, but it is the most unfortunate uniform ever http://t.co/XrmOjlB8iE #ColumbianUniformFail pic.twitter.com/k9IRXqyli9

— Jerry Doyle (@jerrydoyle) September 15, 2014

This Is the Worst Uniform Fail in Sports History http://t.co/AKmERSxjB5 the uniform is terrible! But is ColOmbia not Columbia ignorants!!!

— rfajardomd (@rfajardomd) September 15, 2014

UCI President investigating Colombian women's team uniform, describing it as "unacceptable" – http://t.co/Kw9rpOmfT1 #cycling

— Rick Eyre (@rickeyre) September 15, 2014

The Telegraph reports that “Brian Cookson, the president of cycling’s world governing body the UCI has described as ‘unacceptable’ a cycling kit that makes female riders look naked, promising his administration is ‘on the case.’”

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/09/15/naked-colombian-female-cyclists-unveil-worst-uniform-fail-in-sports-history/

Dennis Miller: Are Dallas Cowboys next in line for name change?

http://twitter.com/#!/DennisDMZ/status/508727838682664962

Will actual cowboys start picketing outside the stadium if the Cowboys don’t manage to turn things around?

http://twitter.com/#!/yheardme/status/508729687862820864
http://twitter.com/#!/therybow/status/508737007300775936

How bad is it out there?

http://twitter.com/#!/BobRichards57/status/508745246495477760

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Disappointed fans down on ‘Washington Football Team,’ suggest alternatives

 

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/09/07/dennis-miller-are-dallas-cowboys-next-in-line-for-name-change/