So FBI charged some guy who thinks Ricin is rice, which he hates because it sounds like mice, and just wants to find his MooCow.
— SunnyRight (@sunnyright) April 23, 2013
Released from custody and formally cleared of all charges in the case of ricin-laced letters mailed to Washington, Elvis impersonator Paul Kevin Curtis addressed reporters in front the courthouse and said his first priority as a free man was to find his missing dog, Moo Cow. If #MooCow is ever going to be a trending hashtag, this is the day it has to happen.
So we know Moo Cow is safe and sound, which leaves just one small matter: where’s the guy who actually sent the letters?