Bryce Eilenberg, the newest member of the Pit Crew on RuPaul’s Drag Race, stopped by BuzzFeed to teach us all the alphabet. Shirtless, of course.
1. The RuPaul’s Drag Race Pit Crew are RuPaul’s assistants on the show who are always dressed in only underwear, which is proof that God exists.
2. Bryce Eilenberg, the newest member, stopped by BuzzFeed, lost his shirt, and led us through the true Drag Race alphabet as only a hot ginger could.
It’s a double entendre. You know, because of the Pit Crew’s underwear and their… balls.
Pit Crew members are basically half-naked versions of Prince Charming.
You have to keep up with all the FACE, LOOKS, and DRAMA the contestants will be serving.
Drag isn’t a drag, it’s fun!
Don’t look cheap on the runway.
I mean, have you seen Bryce?
Because the thought of ice cream dripping down a hot guy’s chest is… well… what were we talking about?
Sorry, we had to crop that out of this photo.
This is who pop icon Carly Rae Jepsen was singing about kissing, yes?
Drag isn’t about drama, it’s about love what you do and each other.
But it’s also about the fact that Bryce is hot.
Bryce: “Who doesn’t love Nancy Drew?”
The key to winning any competition.
Throw all the shade you want in the competition, but remember to keep it cute.
Welcome to the royal court of drag.
The incomparable RuPaul, of course.
See: Eilenberg, Bryce.
Penis lines and drag queens don’t mix.
Is Bryce wearing underwear in this photo? As the Tootsie Roll Pops Owl would say, “The world may never know!”
The dance moves you’ll need when you lip sync for your life.
May the best queen win!
The fierce queens in the competition remind Bryce of the HBIC queen from Alien.
This god amongst gingers pays tribute to the Zeus, god amongst gods.