Poor Julia. Just hours after her birth on the Obama campaign website, she seems to have encountered a series of unfortunate events:
At age 60, #Julia petitions the Obamacare death-panel for treatment for her cancer; but, alas, they deem her economically unfeasible.
— Carter (@Carter137) May 3, 2012
#Julia dead at age of 22 in a fiery crash, her Sub-Sub Compact Electric Car destroyed in a collision with a Labrador, Dog lived until lunch
— Randy (@ERE1968) May 3, 2012
— PattiO (@soylentbeige) May 3, 2012
They forgot the last slide: 73 YEARS OLD #Julia dies of cancer. Obama's death panel won't pay for drugs that could have prolonged her life
— Mike McNally (@notoserfdom) May 3, 2012
Missing from #Julia's chart: Her death at age 68 when she is denied access to Avastin by the recently newspeak-ified "life panels".
— Chris Hancock (@cdhancock) May 3, 2012
At age 74, #Julia is deemed no longer productive by a death pan…er happy panel and sent to the Soylent Green factory.
— Stupid Republic (@stupid_republic) May 3, 2012
#Julia beaten to death b/c teen thought she was stalking him. NBC/CNN immediately makes her the aggressor.
— Bob Owens (@bob_owens) May 3, 2012
When will this War on Julia end?