Pervs in paradise: Ace previews Filthy Filner and Weiner’s image makeovers

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As Twitchy reported, San Diego mayor and serial groper Bob Filner has announced that he’ll be checking himself into rehab for two weeks to “become a better person.” That prompted Ace to wonder just what sort of program therapists have lined up:

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That. Is. Inspired. Could it get any better? As a matter of fact, yes.

During Filner’s presser, Anthony Weiner, too, was briefing the public. Which got Ace to wondering: what about Weiner? He’s been to rehab. How has that worked out?

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Heh.

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Ah, Ace. Ever the optimist!

Meanwhile, let’s see what Bob’s up to:

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Carlos Danger’s still busy:

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Hate it when that happens.

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It’s a bicoastal effort between Weiner and Filner. Hands across America!

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Yeah, check out that creepy-lecher overbite Filner’s got going on. Rehab won’t be easy.

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You know what they say: Pervy Dems will be pervy Dems!

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Fortunately, these guys are huggers. And there’s always room for one more in their growing club:

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Tickle party!

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Related:

Ace illustrates Democrat mayor’s war on women with #BobFilnerPickUpLines

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/07/26/pervs-in-paradise-ace-previews-filthy-filner-and-anthony-weiners-image-makeovers/