Safety first: Check your house for these ‘Feinstein assault weapons’

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Sen. Dianne Feinstein’s list of “assault weapons” is currently about ten miles long, but why stop there? Here are some more that will no doubt be added in the near future:

#FeinsteinAssaultWeapons bad breath

— votermom (D) (@votermom) January 24, 2013

#FeinsteinAssaultWeapons Assault Forks, the leading cause of obesity in America… twitter.com/Bidenshairplug…

— AdolfJoeBiden™ (@Bidenshairplugs) January 24, 2013

It’s true.

#FeinsteinAssaultWeapons I’m pretty sure high-capacity bunches of bananas are listed…

— Joe Brenn (@JBrenn) January 24, 2013

The bourgeoisie, clearly.#FeinsteinAssaultWeapons

— Darcy (@MrsDigger) January 24, 2013

#FeinsteinAssaultWeapons Smaller capacity ice cube trays.Who needs more than 5 ice cubes in a drink?

— Scott Good (@SkidWillie) January 24, 2013

#FeinsteinAssaultWeapons The United States Constitution

— Smitty (@smitty_one_each) January 24, 2013

#FeinsteinAssaultWeapons Cheerleaders from Bayonne, NJ, also known as Bayonnettes.

— Emile Husson (@emile_husson) January 24, 2013

#FeinsteinAssaultWeapons Anything with “Shooting” or “Iron” in the name…except for “Salad” and “Waffle”

— Breitbart’s Posse (@KentAtwater) January 24, 2013

#FeinsteinAssaultWeapons Sharp nail clippers, expired fruit, trigger fish

— Tom Janoski (@tsj_washington) January 24, 2013

High capacity staples 4 more than 20 sheets? RT @mattcvahi: #FeinsteinAssaultWeapons Staplers containing more than 10 staples.

— Kay Brooks (@KayBrooks) January 24, 2013

Movies longer than two hours, because no one needs a film to last longer than that. #feinsteinassaultweapons

— David Goza (@GozaSC) January 24, 2013

#FeinsteinAssaultWeapons PEZ Candy dispensers. Their dispensers hold more than 7 rounds.

— Barackolypse Now (@CzarZellem) January 24, 2013

#FeinsteinAssaultWeapons Whatever she doesn’t feel is necessary for HER protection. #hypocrite #2ndAmendment

— Joe Brenn (@JBrenn) January 24, 2013

Bingo.

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Related:

Guns don’t kill people, pillows do: #assaultweapon list expands

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