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‘I know how to fill a bustier’: Bette Midler asks if she should give Congress a go


Has Bette Midler decided to stop just sounding off about politics on Twitter and put her money where her mouth is?


Well, that’s … something.


And what basis would that be, exactly? It probably doesn’t matter, seeing as even if Midler were serious, she likely wouldn’t have much political wind beneath her wings. The only wind we can find is between her ears. And maybe between this guy’s:


President Bette Midler? There’s a thought exercise we’d rather sit out on.



Twitchy coverage of Bette Midler


Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/07/16/i-know-how-to-fill-a-bustier-bette-midler-asks-if-she-should-give-congress-a-go/

Albert Brooks: Man could have prevented Iraq crisis, but ‘we killed that guy’


With the situation in Iraq continuing to deteriorate, actor/comedian Albert Brooks says none of this would be happening had Saddam Hussein been left in power:


Points of contention with Brooks’ position:




‘What about the knives?’ Albert Brooks gets pushback after blaming NRA for Santa Barbara murders

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/06/19/albert-brooks-one-man-could-have-prevented-iraq-crisis-but-we-killed-that-guy/

Lib ‘logic’: Brewer an ‘anti-gay extremist,’ DOMA signer Clinton a brave hero


As Twitchy noted last night, Gov. Jan Brewer’s veto of updates to Arizona’s Religious Freedom Restoration Act didn’t win over CNN contributor Sally Kohn. And her tweet was just a mild example of how progressives react when they get what they want.


Brewer vetoed the bill and is a “vicious anti-gay, anti-immigrant extremist”? Fascinating:


Duh. He’s evolved now. What a difference a (D) makes. (Repeat: It’s not a cult.)


Jan Brewer vetoes #AZ1062
Bill Clinton signed #RFRA and #DOMA

Guess which one @SallyKohn supports.— S.M (@redsteeze) February 27, 2014


Not to mention Clinton’s personal War on Women.


And yet, the Left remains disappointed that Cheney is alive.

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/02/27/lib-logic-gov-brewer-still-an-anti-gay-extremist-doma-signer-clinton-is-a-brave-hero/

‘Maybe MSNBC will like you now’! April Fools Day comes early for Ted Cruz [pic]


Sen. Cruz joined citizens outside the Supreme Court yesterday to show his support for Hobby Lobby and religious freedom:


Apparently, according to one media outlet, he also switched parties:


Well, yes. Technically it is. But:



Being misidentified as a Democrat has got to suck, but maybe in this case, there’s a silver lining:


Ha! There you go!



Twitchy coverage of Ted Cruz

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/03/26/maybe-msnbc-will-like-you-now-april-fools-day-comes-early-for-ted-cruz-pic/

Ron Paul spreads Blame America poison on 9/11 anniversary


Here is an excerpt from the three-paragraph article, published on Ron Paul’s Voices of Liberty website:

It will be an immense dishonor to those dead Americans that the U.S. government will continue to commit the moral equivalent of 9/11 against others equally as innocent, equally as precious. It will be a disgusting display as they continue to try to convince us to excuse the deaths of innocents with horrible euphemisms like “collateral damage” and callous phrases like “people die in war”.

The least Americans can do is oppose them. The least we can do is regard them as warmongers and hold them in contempt. The way to honor those killed on 9/11 is to never forget that killing innocents is always wrong and can never be justified.

If “killing innocents is always wrong” and “collateral damage” is a “horrible euphemism,” the author must believe that the U.K. and U.S. bombings of German and Japanese cities during World War II were moral atrocities, since those bombings killed many thousands of innocent civilians. Indeed, the author presumably regards the U.S. and British armed forces who ordered and implemented those bombings as “warmongers” who are morally equivalent to Osama bin Laden and Al Qaeda.


Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/09/10/ron-paul-spreads-blame-america-poison-on-911-anniversary/

‘Gold’: Joni Ernst swiftly praised for ‘epic troll of Harkin’


Republican Joni Ernst is running to fill the Iowa Senate seat vacated by the retiring liberal Tom Harkin, and over the weekend Harkin warned voters not to be fooled by the GOP candidate who is “really attractive” and “sounds nice.” Harkin added, “I don’t care if she’s as good looking as Taylor Swift or as nice as Mr. Rogers, but if she votes like Michele Bachmann, she’s wrong for the state of Iowa.”

Ernst has responded to Harkin, though not directly:








‘This race looks like it’s decided’: Des Moines Register poll shows Joni Ernst at 51 percent

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/11/03/gold-joni-ernst-swiftly-praised-for-epic-troll-of-harkin/

Missed the ‘Game of Thrones’ finale? Let Geraldo spoil it for you


That was sad when Hound bit the dust, wasn’t it? Wait, you haven’t watched the finale yet? Oops. In that case, Geraldo has some breaking news for you.


Geraldo, whole nations are upset with you this time.



Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/06/16/missed-the-game-of-thrones-finale-let-geraldo-spoil-it-for-you/

Is there something worse than #PajamaBoy’s onesie? Behold the horror [pic]


While we await the Sajak/Pajama Boy Sippy Cup Summit, it’s time to discuss some neglected aspects of OFA’s Obamacare spokesmodel. While the Twitterverse has mercilessly and delightfully mocked the juice-boxer’s delicate cocoa cup and flannel onesie …


… it’s time to focus on his eyebrows. Because … dude. Those brows.




Now that we’ve seen them, we cannot unsee.





Let’s not neglect the glasses.





But for one Twitter user, there’s something even worse than the oddly manscaped brows and birth-control glasses.



Oh mama! The saddest and most disturbing part of #PajamaBoy [Photoshop]

Giggle-boom: So there’s this? ‘Hey, ladies!’ A bright side to #PajamaBoy

Twitter gold! The Obama #PajamaBoy selfie and other must-see mash-ups and memes [Photoshops]

Exclusive: Juiceboxes after dark! OFA’s #Pajamaboy’s identity revealed? [pic]

OFA’s ‘FlannelCare guy’ is Internet sensation … with conservatives [Photoshops]

‘This is getting insane’: OFA’s onesie-clad Obamacare spokesmodel inspires mockery

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/12/18/more-to-mock-is-there-something-worse-than-pajamaboys-onesie-behold-the-horror-pic/

‘Awesome!’ James O’Keefe hangs out with Adam Carolla [pic]


Guerilla journalist James O’Keefe was at a Truth Revolt conference in California, giving students some lessons in going undercover. That’s where he met up with straight-talking comedian Adam Carolla:



We’ve gotta agree.



Adam Carolla says women aren’t funny, faces Twitter backlash

Adam Carolla calls Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa ‘the mayor of Mexico’

Twitchy coverage of James O’Keefe

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/07/10/awesome-james-okeefe-hangs-out-with-adam-carolla-pic/

Oh, geez: Al Sharpton is the LAST person who should be talking about this


You know, if this whole MSNBC-talk-show-host thing ever falls through, Al Sharpton ought to consider a career in comedy:









Twitchy coverage of Al Sharpton

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/10/21/oh-geez-al-sharpton-is-the-last-person-who-should-be-talking-about-this/

‘Chuckling toadies!’ Greg Gutfeld notes worst part, ‘best reminder’ from #WHCD


“Red Eye” and “The Five” host, Fox News’ Greg Gutfeld, took to Twitter to live-tweet the White House Correspondents’ Dinner. He’s a giver!

As Twitchy reported, President Obama and the disgraced Kathleen Sebelius let it be known that they find the epic failure known as Obamacare a reason to totally yuk it up. Greg Gutfeld noted that “a Sebelius” should become a new term. And not in the good way. But he (luckily) didn’t stop there.


Heh. That does pretty much sum it up. But what was the worst part?


Gasping! Gutfeld then offers up a bright side as only he can: At least the dreaded Nerd Prom was a good reminder of this:




So there’s that.


‘Cheering failure!’ Laugh or cry? #WHCD inspires new term: Pulling ‘a Sebelius’

Biggest joke of all at #WHCD: Kathleen Sebelius makes cameo to ‘fix’ Obama’s video glitch 

Twitchy coverage of the White House Correspondents’ Dinner

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/05/04/saggy-bags-of-chuckling-toadies-greg-gutfeld-notes-worst-part-best-reminder-from-whcd-as-only-he-can/

So lonely: Any takers for Jared Leto’s offer of Obamacare retweets?


As Twitchy noted, actor and musician Jared Leto joined the pitiful celeb Obamacare push on Valentine’s Day by offering to retweet insurance receipts. Leto has 1.3 million Twitter followers, so surely someone is interested in a retweet from Miley Cyrus’ bun-sporting sleepover pal. Right?


OK, we have a taker.


Sorry, kiddo. Pics or it didn’t happen.

We gave Leto several days, but he has yet to retweet anyone’s proof of insurance coverage. And oddly, he didn’t share any of these tweets with his followers. Why could that be?



HHS claims ‘no data’ on number of paid Obamacare enrollees; BS meter explodes

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/02/19/its-lonely-out-there-for-an-obamacare-pimp-any-takers-for-jared-letos-offer-of-getcovered-retweets/

Ted Cruz adds dose of reality to Dems’ ‘like a boss’ Obama bumper sticker


The DNC’s proposed Obama “like a boss” bumper sticker has inspired facepalms and Photoshops, and Sen. Ted Cruz got in on the mockery today with a devastating reference to the falling civilian labor force participation rate.

Well played, Senator!

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/05/23/ted-cruz-adds-much-needed-dose-of-reality-to-dems-like-a-boss-obama-bumper-sticker/

Sarah Palin blasts ‘despicable’ MSNBC for mocking Romney grandson


As Twitchy reported, the repugnant racist progressives of pallor over at MSNBC sunk to a new low and mocked the Romneys’ adopted grandson. A loving family adopting a child? Yuk, yuk, yuk!

As Charles Payne said, this was truly “beyond the pale.”

Sarah Palin gave them the business as only she can.


From her Facebook page:

Holy unbelievable. The hypocritical leftist lamestream media should be shamed by every caring, child-loving American. It has once again reached a new low. See the article linked below. One just can’t win in their petty little games. Good thing most Americans don’t play those little games! It’s a beautiful thing the Romney family has done by embracing “the spirit of adoption.” What on earth is morebeautiful? Shame on MSNBC for mocking this.

The LSM’s pursuit of “shock ratings” is unreal. Governor Mitt Romney ran for higher office with what I believe is a servant’s heart. He was saddled with some sup-par campaign tactics. That does not make him a bad person nor does it open his children or grandchildren to attacks over a year after the fact. This latest attack from the Left is despicable.

Leftist media hounds are not expressing an opinion with this attack; they are expressing a prejudice that would never be accepted if it came from anyone else but the lib media.

You really need a conscience, yellow journalists. May your 2014 New Year’s Resolution be to find one.

Thank you, Romney family, for giving a child a family full of love.


Amen. A thousand times amen.

Vile haters couldn’t resist exposing their own moral bankruptcy, natch.


Seek help.

MSNBC and those Twitter users expose the truth: This is the Left. Tolerant and loving? Baloney.


Marc Lamont Hill clarifies remarks about Romneys ‘hauling out a black person’

Actress Pia Glenn apologizes — sort of — after mocking Romneys’ grandchild on MSNBC

‘Beyond the pale’: Fox Business’ Charles Payne blasts MSNBC for mocking Romney grandson

‘Wildly inappropriate’: Scott Brown calls on MSNBC jerks to apologize to Romneys

Romney grandson-mocking racist progressives of pallor at MSNBC in a truth-boom nutshell

Racism is hilarious! MSNBC panel mocks, belittles Romneys’ adopted grandson

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/12/31/shame-on-msnbc-sarah-palin-blasts-despicable-yellow-journalists-for-mocking-romney-grandson/

Marie Claire mag skewered for absurd jab at Candace Cameron Bure


As Twitchy reported, actress Candace Cameron Bure responded to feminist attacks on her marriage with a kick-ass photo.


In her book, Bure writes, “I chose to fall into a more submissive role in our relationship because I wanted to do everything in my power to make my marriage and family work.”

Keyword: “Chose.”

Bure embraces the biblical definition of “submissive” and said, “It is not weakness. It’s strength under control. It’s bridled strength.” That’s a choice that doesn’t get the stamp of approval from the supposedly “pro-choice” Left.

As we noted on Wednesday, this tweet from “women’s magazine” Marie Claire was among the feminist freak-outs.


A billion!!111!!eleventy!!11!

Marie Claire followed up that tweet with this one:


Candace Cameron Bure is setting women back “approximately a billion years” by determining what works best for her family, but “Girls” actress Lena Dunham? #GoGirl! Predictable.


Pass the barf bag and take a look at some of the other things that really “matter to women,” as determined by Marie Claire.


Last but not least, a retweet of Planned Parenthood:


Marie Claire as an arbiter of what’s good for women? What. A. Joke.


Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/01/10/marie-claire-mag-skewered-for-absurd-jab-at-candace-cameron-bure/