Victim in chief: How can I get the GOP ‘not to paint horns on my head’

http://twitter.com/#!/DavidNakamura/status/307532921764458496

President Obama let us know today that he’s not a dictator.

#snort RT @exjon: Wow. twitter.com/ExJon/status/3…

— Gabriel Malor (@gabrielmalor) March 1, 2013

In history of the United States has any POTUS been so bad they had to say #IAmNotaDictator? Allow me to introduce you to Obama #tcot #TGDN

— I’m Mex-Cellent (@StLNetworkGuru) March 1, 2013

He’s Not a Dictator, Just Wishes He Wasjammiewf.com/?p=24808

— JWF (D) (@JammieWF) March 1, 2013

And he’s definitely no Jedi. That’s why it doesn’t work when he tries to do the “Jedi mind meld with GOP to try and convince them to do what’s right.” Well, that and the fact that Jedi mind melds aren’t a thing.

So who is he?

I am not a dictator. I am you.

— Melissa Clouthier (@MelissaTweets) March 1, 2013

Heh.

Actually, he’s a guy who says he often ponders how he can keep the GOP from vandalizing his forehead with a big ol’ set of horns.

Obama on his difficulties with the GOP: I am not a dictator, no secret sauce, I do not have horns, and I cannot perform a Jedi mind meld.

— Tim Hanrahan (@TimJHanrahan) March 1, 2013

Video here.

Obama says he asks if there is something he can do to keep Congressional Republicans from not “painting horns on my head.” #sequester

— Chad Pergram (@ChadPergram) March 1, 2013

Says the demagogue who relishes demonizing his political opponents.

Pot Calling Kettle Black | Obama on #sequester: Is there something I could do to make Republicans “not paint horns on my head?”

— Victoria R Coley (@VictoriaRColey) March 1, 2013

Boo hoo, victim in chief.

Did POTUS just say he wishes he could do something to make Republicans “not paint horns on my head”? Also, they pulled his hair.

— S.E. Cupp (@secupp) March 1, 2013

Is this guy serious? Waahhh!!!😭 Horns on my head… #narcissist

— Mishi M.H (@MishiRN) March 1, 2013

But did we all hear him correctly?

Obama whimpers about GOP caucus members wanting to put horns on his head. I suspect he meant to say a crown of thorns.

— toddstarnes (@toddstarnes) March 1, 2013

Clearly there’s only one solution. Back to the “Jedi mind meld” drawing board:

#obama sometimes thinks, is there something I could do to make some of these guys not paint horns on my head. a #jedimindmeld should work

— Kim Crank (@kim_crank) March 1, 2013

But until then:

BRB…Painting horns on Obama’s head

— S.M (@redsteeze) March 1, 2013

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/03/01/obama-until-i-have-this-jedi-mind-meld-thing-down-i-need-the-gop-not-to-paint-horns-on-my-head/