Man vs. wild: David Spade thwarts squirrel’s dramatic cart-jacking attempt!/Kboy06/status/345944374359769088

Until Alec Baldwin decides to get tough and tangle with another photographer on the mean streets of Manhattan’s West Village, we’ll just have to settle for this slice of nature’s wilder side: David Spade tangling with a squirrel on the golf course.!/DavidSpade/status/345943708383977472!/DavidSpade/status/345954122589167617!/dennisfarese/status/345954425875091456

Due to popular demand, Spade uploaded the dramatic and profane conclusion to his encounter to YouTube. (Naughty language warning!) With tensions flaring, we couldn’t help but be sincerely concerned for the poor little guy’s safety (Spade, that is).!/DavidSpade/status/346009204089294850

More entertaining than “Grown Ups 2″? We’ll have to wait and see.

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