Twitter war: Gutfeld vs Perino

http://twitter.com/#!/greggutfeld/status/188425870296350721

Two Fox News co-stars of “The Five” had a hilarious showdown on Twitter tonight.

Apparently, Greg Gutfled wants to steal all of Dana Perino’s followers so he can tell them how “she is godzilla mixed with mothra”.

Dana isn’t giving up without a fight.

@greggutfeld i implore you not to listen to him. Now we have a bet for July 6 – he thinks he will destroy my twitter following. Say no!

— Dana Perino (@DanaPerino) April 7, 2012

.@DanaPerino doesn't deserve you. She mocks you. Follow me and find out the horrible things she says.

— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) April 7, 2012

I will personally thank everyone who unfollows @DanaPerino if you meet me at a designated time.

— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) April 7, 2012

@DanaPerino just joked how old her fans are. Horrible person alert!!!! She is the devil!!!

— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) April 7, 2012

@DanaPerino is mocking you as we speak. Unfollow her and teach her humility.

— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) April 7, 2012

.@DanaPerino just ate a live kitten. I condemn that. Follow me.

— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) April 7, 2012

.@DanaPerino just kicked a nun #unfollowperino.

— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) April 7, 2012

@DanaPerino thinks crayons are food. #unfollowthemonster

— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) April 7, 2012

@DanaPerino just rolled a homeless man. She is heartless. Unfollow.

— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) April 7, 2012

Perino hits back!

This…this…is what @greggutfeld is wearing out on good Friday. Too bad they didn't have that sweater in his size. pic.twitter.com/sR97zX2i

— Dana Perino (@DanaPerino) April 7, 2012

.@DanaPerino resorts to physical insults rather than reasoning. #unfollowthismonster

— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) April 7, 2012

@danaperino just rented a car to take her to her car. #elitist

— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) April 7, 2012

Please help me fight the war on women and unfollow @greggutfeld

— Dana Perino (@DanaPerino) April 7, 2012

@danaperino just ordered a pre-appetizer for her soup. She feeds it to her soup.

— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) April 7, 2012

@danaperino just fired another driver for looking at her. #monsterushouldunfollow.

— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) April 7, 2012

@danaperino just fired her hair stylist for not providing warmed combs. #monsterunfollow

— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) April 7, 2012

.@danaperino uses the underprivileged as throw pillows. #storynooneisreporting.

— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) April 7, 2012

So the @greggutfeld just said he's going to "shellack" me by Monday re: twitter followers. In words of Stuart varney, "it will not work."

— Dana Perino (@DanaPerino) April 7, 2012

.@danaperino just punched a harlequin. #horriblepersonunfollow

— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) April 7, 2012

Metaphor of the night: @greggutfeld is that kid in junior high who threw spitballs on my trapper keeper that had a puppy picture on cover.

— Dana Perino (@DanaPerino) April 7, 2012

.@danaperino is a monster made of poisoned marshmallows

— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) April 7, 2012

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/04/06/twitter-war-gutfeld-vs-perino/